Jose Canseco once again attempting his shot with Jennifer Lopez

Jose Canseco is attempting to shoot his shot with Jennifer Lopez. Again. And again, it is not going to work.

Oh, Jose Canseco. The former Oakland A’s star has since gone from being one of the faces of baseball to a pariah, the only man to dare tell the truth of the Steroid Era to a cartoonish parody of himself. His twitter account is full of unintentional comedy, from his assertations that he knows Bigfoot and can arrange a meeting with a ‘real alien,’ Canseco can be one of the more amusing people on the internet when he’s given free rein.

Another of his continual Twitter habits is to shoot his shot with Jennifer Lopez. He has asserted that Alex Rodriguez is cheating on her in the past, and that he has proof. Proof that he will only share with J-Lo herself, strictly through a direct message. Because, you know, real proof.

After several unsuccessful attempts to slide into her DMs, Canseco is back at it again, because if you fail 1689 times, the 1690th attempt might work.

Poor Morgan. Their phone is probably getting lit up by people curious as to what it is that Canseco has for J-Lo’s eyes only. Is it more “proof” that A-Rod is cheating? Is it a naked Canseco picture? The world may never know.

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All that we really do know is that this is the latest volley in the very one-sided Canseco/A-Rod feud. Over the years, Canseco has constantly ranted and raves about whatever he thinks the former infielder is doing, only to get absolutely nothing from his rival. To be fair, A-Rod probably does not know that Canseco has an issue with him.

Perhaps it is due to Rodriguez being able to somewhat rehabilitate his image after his own messy PED issues. Maybe it is because Canseco was likely blackballed from the game, forcing his hand to write his tell-all book. Perhaps it is because Rodriguez is dating Jennifer Lopez, has gotten into broadcasting, and finally seems happy in life. Chances are, it’s all of the above.

While he may not be A-Rod, Canseco does have some things to offer. He owns a car wash, which he’ll constantly mention on Twitter. He knows Bigfoot and aliens (no, that’s not Ozzie Canseco in a costume, why do you ask?) Does A-Rod know real aliens or Bigfoot? Advantage Canseco!

Once again, Jose Canseco is shooting his shot with Jennifer Lopez. And once again, he is going to be shot down when she doesn’t even realize Canseco exists.