Former Oakland A’s star Jose Canseco is back once again, asking the important questions that no one else dares to verbalize.
When last we left former Oakland A’s star Jose Canseco, he was once again attempting to shoot his shot with Jennifer Lopez. Another part of his one-sided feud with Alex Rodriguez, Canseco maintained that he had important information to show J-Lo. Considering Canseco, it could have been anything from “proof” that A-Rod was cheating to naked pictures to the secrets of time travel. One never knows.
Fortunately Canseco, at least for now, has moved on. Instead, he is looking out for his friends well being, and asking the important questions that we all need the answers to.
Can Bigfoot or aliens get Coronavirus I need to know because I have had contact with them
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 18, 2020
To be fair – this is an important question for Canseco. As he stated, he has been in contact with both types of creatures. Likewise, we have to figure that Canseco is not the type to wear a mask when he is out and about with such creatures.
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From a purely scientific standpoint, this question has merit. After all, creatures from another planet that have not had much contact with humanity would likely be more susceptible to the diseases that plague mankind. Bigfoot, meanwhile, has also not had much contact with humanity, despite his proclivity for being photographed in grainy images.
There is evidence that other creatures can catch COVID-19. Several species of domestic animals, such as dogs, cats, cattle, and horses, can carry the virus and display symptoms. While it is rare to transmit the disease from animals to humans, it is still possible.
Does that transmission also include cryptids and lifeforms from other planets? It is impossible to know that until such creatures are captured and tested. But considering how wildlife in reclaiming the planet in the wake of humanity being locked indoors, it may be a matter of time before Bigfoot decides that it is safe to walk the streets in broad daylight, instead of hiding in the wilderness or Canseco’s living room.
Jose Canseco is back, and he is asking the questions we all need to know. In doing so, he’s looking to protect his pals, imaginary or not.