Jose Canseco looking for love anywhere in the universe

Jose Canseco appears to have finally moved on. After years of pursuing Jennifer Lopez, presumably to steal her away from his rival, Alex Rodriguez, Canseco is putting himself back on the market. It is time for him to find another companion.

This time, his search will not be limited to this planet. After lamenting the lack of options that he seems to have on Earth, Canseco has begun to wonder about his options elsewhere in the universe.

Jose Canseco done with human women

One has to wonder why Canseco has not considered this option before. The former Oakland A’s star does frequently reference his friendship with aliens, promising that those who pay to spend a weekend with him will get to meet one. The only real surprise is that this tweet had not occurred years ago.

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Of course, Canseco’s ponderance about aliens drinking and doing drugs came after he wondered why the women he meets in Las Vegas drink and do drugs. He also mentioned that if his dating profile said that he does not drink or use drugs that he would be forever single. There is more than a slight bit of irony there for the person who became the face of the Steroid Era.

It is also curious that Canseco is not certain about the drinking or drug using habits of space aliens. With all the time that he has spent with them, and how they had been willing to share their secrets of traversing space and time with the former outfielder, one would think that Canseco would know such things.

But it may be a positive sign that he is willing to date outside of his species. There are plenty more fish out there for Canseco to choose from. If he strikes out in his intergalactic search for love, maybe he can set his sights back on Earth. Maybe there is a lonely female Sasquatch roaming about that he can meet.

Former Oakland A’s outfielder Jose Canseco is extending his search for love beyond Planet Earth. Hopefully, he finds that special alien of his dreams.